Yes happy Christmas indeed. In fact if I ever own a business the proper procedure will be to wish folks a "happy Christmas." Just wanna see folks react to being wished a joyful holiday with a non traditional method.
Man behind my counter: "Happy Christmas!"
Customer: "It is merry Christmas."
Man "sure, whatever, that's how we say it here."
Customer: "that's how your islama fascist friends must say it too."
Me: say nothing but motion towards my crotch with hands.
anyhoo the city pages had an article by Jim Walsh that was like insurgent's cop training in MPLS. Only Walsh got blown away before even firing one shot. He does tell a story about a perp hitting a cop in the throat from 50 yards away while laying on the ground. "Sometimes the bad guys get lucky." look for it next time ya out.
Also listen for commercials about dui lawyers and bail bonds companies. These mock advertisements are a shame. They make it sound comical to get a dui and that you are lucky they are here to help. One hand scratches the other I guess those lousy fuckers!
Goodbye 2006 come on 2007
daddy
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50 yards? Handgun or rifle? Admirable shot, either way.
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